Review of MORTAL KOMBAT -aka- MORTAL THIRST TRAP *or* Seriously, watch this shit on HBO if you have to - DAMMIT, I slept on the Lizard...

Review of ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE -AKA- Zack Snyder's Out of his League *OR* How much coke does 70 million buy?

Review of WONDER WOMAN 1984 (WW84) *OR* "Wonderless Woman 1984" -AKA- Oh look, WW has her very own "Quest for peace", two movies early!

Review of BILL AND TED FACE THE MUSIC -or- Bill and Ted save the universe- NOT! -AKA-...STATION?

Review of CANDYMAN (2021) -AKA- The Candyman can't *OR* Remember the disappointment you had when you got one of those wax coke bottle...

Review of COMING2AMERICA -aka- Leaving4Good *OR* UhaveBetterThings2Do.

Review of TENET -or- POOP... is a palindrome, too. -AKA- Visionary is applied too liberally these days.

Review of STAR TREK: PICARD… OR! Star Trek: Tea time and 'splosions --AKA-- Somebody fucking take this franchise away from Alex Kurtzman...

Review of STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER --or-- "Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this." --AKA-- "♫For the memories...

Review of CATS --or-- Singing felid death-cult -AKA- Get a root canal and a colonoscopy simultaneously instead.

Review of THE IRISHMAN -or- I've seen this movie before, when it was shorter.

Review of Terminator:Dark Fate-OR-Can these sequel subtitles get any worse!?-AKA-Gabriel Luna was the best thing about this unnecessary turd

Review of MY NAME IS DOLEMITE -AKA- Best movie of the year, and that's guaranteed! 'Cause Dolemite's the JOKER that you MF'n need!

Review of GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS -OR- Goddamn, the cheese!

Review of AVENGERS: ENDGAME or The really long goodbye -AKA- I can't wait for King of the Monsters.

Review of Aquaman -or- The amazing adventures of dudebro Water-Thor: King of undersea Aswakandagard!

Review of Overlord or Castle Wolfenstein THE MOVIE

Review of Deadpool 2 or I wore my white underwear

A review of Ready Player One or Charlie and the pop culture MMO factory.

A review of Annihilation or The colour out of the crack of someone's ass.