Nick C. Goins Jr.
The Pissed Take - Alien: Romulus
ALIEN: ROMULUS -or- ALIEN: MODICUS AKA A perfectly serviceable movie
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Sep 4
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Deadpool & Wolverine
DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE -or- RYAN AND HUGH'S VIOLENT PLAY-DATE AKA A totally enjoyable, cartoonishly violent, popcorn buttered nothing...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 29
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Acolyte
THE ACOLYTE -or- THE COPROPHYTE AKA I'll take "How to smell your own farts" for 180 million, Alex.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 17
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Furiosa
FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA -or- PONDEROSA: THIS STEAK IS... NOT GOOD. AKA Another LONG, pretty nothing.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- May 15
- 1 min
The Pissed Take - Rebel Moon Pt 2: The Scargiver
REBEL MOON PT.2: THE SCARGIVER -or- SUBPAR WARS PT.2: THE TURDGIVER AKA ...WHY? Just, why?
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Fallout
FALLOUT -or- FALLOUT WITH YOUR BALL OUT AKA Now, fix Rings of Power.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 1
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE -or- DUSTBUSTERS: A MORE EXCITING MOVIE AKA An unfunny, unfocused, freeze-dried turdlet of a flick.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 1
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Dune: Part Two
DUNE PT. 2 -or- BIG MOVIE PT. 2: MOR BIGGER AKA Don't let Denis F#ck up any more Dune books. Let him strip-mine Battlefield Earth.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Mar 5
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Madame Web
MADAME WEB -or- MADAME, THOU DOTH SEEITH THIS MOVIE IS SHITE, METHINKS AKA Sony is trolling us, right?
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 2
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Rebel Moon Pt. 1: A Child Of Fire
REBEL MOON - PT. 1: A CHILD OF FIRE -or- SUBPAR WARS: A TIRED HOPE AKA How much of that 166 mil went to mountains of flake?
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Aug 17, 2023
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - The Last Voyage of the Demeter
THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER -or- ROGUE ONE: THE DRACULA EDITION *AKA* Almost but not quite. This flick sacrifices sense for more teeth.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 5, 2023
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY -or- THE OVERLONG GERITOL COMMERCIAL *AKA* Disney: Now that we got those old bastards out of the way..
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 30, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Flash (2023)
THE FLASH -or- FLASH IN THE PANTS: NO WAY HOME *AKA* Flashpoint... Kinda.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 30, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Evil Dead Rise
EVIL DEAD RISE or NATUROM DUMB-MONTO *AKA* Another pretty, dumb thing…
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Renfield
RENFIELD -or- DRACULA'S BEE'YOTCH: AIDE DU CAMP DES DAMNÉS *AKA* A bloody okay PSA
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Star Trek: Picard (All Seasons)
STAR TREK: PICARD (ALL SEASONS) -OR- CHATEAU PICARD: SMELLS OF ASS AND TOE-JAM, WITH RASPBERRY NOTES *AKA* 2 seasons of the most horrid...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6, 2023
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - John Wick Series
THE JOHN WICK SERIES -or- HOW TO TURN ONE NOTE INTO A MELODY *AKA* Better than it should be, yet not as good as many think.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 9, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - 65
65 -or- AFTER EARTH 2: MAYBE ADAM DRIVER WILL MAKE THIS BETTER? *AKA* I am certain at this point that most of Hollywood is run by...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 2, 2023
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES -or- GULAGS AND MONITOR LIZARDS: THE THOR RAGNAROK EDITION *AKA* At least it's better than...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Feb 23, 2023
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA -or- BUG-BOY'S TINYTOWN ADVENTURE *AKA* A boring 2hr5m commercial for other movies.
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