SUPERMAN (2025) -or- STUPORMAN: THE KITCHEN SINK *AKA* Not great, not good... but still SUPER.

SINNERS —or— JEFF MYTLEBANK AT THE CROSSROADS, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AKA It’s a bloody good time on the killin’ floor.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD -or- CAP'N CRUNCH: MARVEL NEEDS A BRAND NEW SHITCK AKA 180 million bucks of background noise.

NOSFERATU -or- THE BITE-MAN COMETH... FOR YO GURL! AKA Almost there…