THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU -or- BUCKET-MAN AND PUPPET AKA The most boring 2+ hours of television in a theater ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Release Date 22May2026 MANDALORIAN AND GROGU is the latest in Disney's perpetual raw-dog of the STAR WARS MULTIMEDIA PROPERTY. It is the 12th feature film in the franchise, and the flabby-arsed replacement for the 4th season of the streaming series THE MANDALORIAN. The series, inspired by GUNSMOKE

MORTAL KOMBAT II -or- TEPID WOMBAT: La suite AKA Better than the first one is not enough.

FRANKENSTEIN -or- FRANKENFURTER MADE HIM A MAY'UN AKA Guillermo goes and del Toro's someone else's work... again.

TRON: ARES -or- PRON: TESTES AKA Here we go again... again.