Nick C. Goins Jr.
The Pissed Take - The Last Voyage of the Demeter
THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER -or- ROGUE ONE: THE DRACULA EDITION *AKA* Almost but not quite. This flick sacrifices sense for more teeth.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 5
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY -or- THE OVERLONG GERITOL COMMERCIAL *AKA* Disney: Now that we got those old bastards out of the way..
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 30
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Flash (2023)
THE FLASH -or- FLASH IN THE PANTS: NO WAY HOME *AKA* Flashpoint... Kinda.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 30
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Evil Dead Rise
EVIL DEAD RISE or NATUROM DUMB-MONTO *AKA* Another pretty, dumb thing…
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Renfield
RENFIELD -or- DRACULA'S BEE'YOTCH: AIDE DU CAMP DES DAMNÉS *AKA* A bloody okay PSA
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Star Trek: Picard (All Seasons)
STAR TREK: PICARD (ALL SEASONS) -OR- CHATEAU PICARD: SMELLS OF ASS AND TOE-JAM, WITH RASPBERRY NOTES *AKA* 2 seasons of the most horrid...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jun 6
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - John Wick Series
THE JOHN WICK SERIES -or- HOW TO TURN ONE NOTE INTO A MELODY *AKA* Better than it should be, yet not as good as many think.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 9
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - 65
65 -or- AFTER EARTH 2: MAYBE ADAM DRIVER WILL MAKE THIS BETTER? *AKA* I am certain at this point that most of Hollywood is run by...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 2
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES -or- GULAGS AND MONITOR LIZARDS: THE THOR RAGNAROK EDITION *AKA* At least it's better than...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Feb 23
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA -or- BUG-BOY'S TINYTOWN ADVENTURE *AKA* A boring 2hr5m commercial for other movies.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 25
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Menu
THE MENU -or- BURNT TOAST: THE DARK SIDE OF FOOD *AKA* A wickedly funny, and pointed horror take on fine dining.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 25
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY -or- NO ONION, NO CRY: ANOTHER SOLID "CLUE" SEND-UP *AKA* An almost TOO cute little mystery.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Avatar: The Way of Water
AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER -or- BLUE MAN POOP *AKA* Here we go again... again.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Willow (2022 Series)
WILLOW (2022 Series) -or- WILL-NO! *AKA* The CW presents: The Dollar tree fantasy spectacular.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Nope
NOPE -or- MAYBE... by visionary director Jordan Peele *AKA* A curious, occasionally surprising, oddity.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Adam
BLACK ADAM -or- SUPER JOHNSON *AKA* Witness the white label version of a superhero movie! Huzzah! Excelsior... wait that's Marvel.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Smile
SMILE -or- FROWN: This movie blows wildebeest *AKA* Maybe stretching an 11 min short film into 2 hours of lame jump-scares and B.S. isn't...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
WAKANDA FOREVER -or- BLACK PANTHER 2: ELECTRIC BOOHOOHOO AKABlak-Tech v Moist-Mex: The maudlin AF cut.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Rings of Power
THE RINGS OF POWER -or- GREAT VALUEâ„¢ TOLKIEN *AKA* Even Netflix's MCU-style pitch to the Tolkien estate doesn't make this billion dollar...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Werewolf By Night
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT -or- Werewolf, alright! (Cough) *AKA* Good mouthwash for Hellraiser.
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