OBI-WAN (season 1) -or- DOH-BI-WAN: An adventure in mediocrity *AKA* Let STAR WARS die... I wanted OBI-WAN to be good, I gave it a shot...

FIRESTARTER or NONSTARTER *AKA* If "your own thing" is worse than the original, don't do "your own thing".

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS -or- DR STRANGE 2: ESOTERIC BOOGALOO *AKA* The MCU ain't samey with Sam Raimi.

Review of THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT -AKA- NIC CAGE is NIC CAGE in NIC CAGE: THE MOVIE *OR* The Completely bearable surprise...

Review of MORBIUS -OR- BOREBIUS, the Boring Vampire *AKA* SONY corndogs the pooch, yet again.

Review of THE BATMAN -or- IT'S RARELY SUNNY IN GOTHAM CITY *AKA* You really could have chopped nearly an hour off of this one…

Review of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH -OR- THE TRIUMPH OF JOEL *AKA* Fair is foul, and this is not... foul. It's pretty MF fantastic.

Review of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT -OR- THE SIDELINED-ALORIAN *AKA* Well, THAT was disappointing…

Review of THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS -AKA- SO META: A CURE FOR CINEMATIC ERECTIONS *OR* I swear to ass... NO ONE learned their lesson!

Review of THE KING'S MAN -OR- ALL QUIET IN THE MOVIE THEATER *AKA* How to let down an uneven, but not horrible movie with shite marketing.

Review of SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME -AKA- Peter Parker poops a perfect prestidigitation *OR* Marvel and Sony: Oh lordy lordy, what to do...

Review of GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE **OR** NO 'STALGIA GOES UNPUNISHED -AKA- It's time to cremate this corpse.

Review of THE ETERNALS *OR* MARVEL'S PRETTY NOTHING -AKA- This MF movie was eternal…

Review of DUNE -or- Dune: Cliff notes *AKA* Dude, stop trying to turn this MF'n book into feature films!!!

Review of NO TIME TO DIE -AKA- Took too long to die *OR* A perfectly fine but uneven and LONG coda to the 00Craig movies.

Review of SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS *Or* NOT Shang Tsung and that horrendous Mortal Kombat movie -AKA- Not bad, but...

Review of FREE GUY -OR- Grand Theft Ryan Reynolds *AKA* Tron & Ready Player One done had a baby, y'all.

Review of THE SUICIDE SQUAD *OR* THE MOST EXPENSIVE TROMA MOVIE EVER -AKA- They paid 185 mil for THIS!?

Review of THE TOMORROW WAR -AKA- Tomorrow is so... yesterday *OR* Tomorrow I won't remember what this one was about.

Review of GODZILLA VS KONG -or- God, that was fun, but forgettable... and super dumb -AKA- Absurdum fabula monstri