SINNERS —or— JEFF MYTLEBANK AT THE CROSSROADS, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN AKA It’s a bloody good time on the killin’ floor.

NOSFERATU -or- THE BITE-MAN COMETH... FOR YO GURL! AKA Almost there…

ALIEN: ROMULUS -or- ALIEN: MODICUS AKA A perfectly serviceable movie

THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER -or- ROGUE ONE: THE DRACULA EDITION *AKA* Almost but not quite. This flick sacrifices sense for more teeth.

EVIL DEAD RISE or NATUROM DUMB-MONTO *AKA* Another pretty, dumb thing…

THE MENU -or- BURNT TOAST: THE DARK SIDE OF FOOD *AKA* A wickedly funny, and pointed horror take on fine dining.