THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU -or- BUCKET-MAN AND PUPPET AKA The most boring 2+ hours of television in a theater ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Release Date 22May2026 MANDALORIAN AND GROGU is the latest in Disney's perpetual raw-dog of the STAR WARS MULTIMEDIA PROPERTY. It is the 12th feature film in the franchise, and the flabby-arsed replacement for the 4th season of the streaming series THE MANDALORIAN. The series, inspired by GUNSMOKE

THE ACOLYTE -or- THE COPROPHYTE AKA I'll take "How to smell your own farts" for 180 million, Alex.

REBEL MOON PT.2: THE SCARGIVER -or- SUBPAR WARS PT.2: THE TURDGIVER AKA ...WHY? Just, why?

REBEL MOON - PT. 1: A CHILD OF FIRE -or- SUBPAR WARS: A TIRED HOPE AKA How much of that 166 mil went to mountains of flake?

OBI-WAN (season 1) -or- DOH-BI-WAN: An adventure in mediocrity *AKA* Let STAR WARS die... I wanted OBI-WAN to be good, I gave it a shot...