DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE -or- RYAN AND HUGH'S VIOLENT PLAY-DATE AKA A totally enjoyable, cartoonishly violent, popcorn buttered nothing...

MADAME WEB -or- MADAME, THOU DOTH SEEITH THIS MOVIE IS SHITE, METHINKS AKA Sony is trolling us, right?

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA -or- BUG-BOY'S TINYTOWN ADVENTURE *AKA* A boring 2hr5m commercial for other movies.