Nick C. Goins Jr.
The Pissed Take - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA -or- BUG-BOY'S TINYTOWN ADVENTURE *AKA* A boring 2hr5m commercial for other movies.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 25
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Menu
THE MENU -or- BURNT TOAST: THE DARK SIDE OF FOOD *AKA* A wickedly funny, and pointed horror take on fine dining.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 25
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY -or- NO ONION, NO CRY: ANOTHER SOLID "CLUE" SEND-UP *AKA* An almost TOO cute little mystery.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Avatar: The Way of Water
AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER -or- BLUE MAN POOP *AKA* Here we go again... again.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Willow (2022 Series)
WILLOW (2022 Series) -or- WILL-NO! *AKA* The CW presents: The Dollar tree fantasy spectacular.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Nope
NOPE -or- MAYBE... by visionary director Jordan Peele *AKA* A curious, occasionally surprising, oddity.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Adam
BLACK ADAM -or- SUPER JOHNSON *AKA* Witness the white label version of a superhero movie! Huzzah! Excelsior... wait that's Marvel.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
WAKANDA FOREVER -or- BLACK PANTHER 2: ELECTRIC BOOHOOHOO AKABlak-Tech v Moist-Mex: The maudlin AF cut.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 24, 2022
- 3 min
The Pissed Take - Obi-Wan (Season 1)
OBI-WAN (season 1) -or- DOH-BI-WAN: An adventure in mediocrity *AKA* Let STAR WARS die...
I wanted OBI-WAN to be good, I gave it a shot...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 24, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Firestarter
FIRESTARTER or NONSTARTER *AKA* If "your own thing" is worse than the original, don't do "your own thing".
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- May 9, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS -or- DR STRANGE 2: ESOTERIC BOOGALOO *AKA* The MCU ain't samey with Sam Raimi.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 6, 2022
- 1 min
The Pissed Take - Annihilation
A review of Annihilation or The colour out of the crack of someone's ass.
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