Nick C. Goins Jr.
The Pissed Take - The Menu
THE MENU -or- BURNT TOAST: THE DARK SIDE OF FOOD *AKA* A wickedly funny, and pointed horror take on fine dining.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 25
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY -or- NO ONION, NO CRY: ANOTHER SOLID "CLUE" SEND-UP *AKA* An almost TOO cute little mystery.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Avatar: The Way of Water
AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER -or- BLUE MAN POOP *AKA* Here we go again... again.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jan 16
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Willow (2022 Series)
WILLOW (2022 Series) -or- WILL-NO! *AKA* The CW presents: The Dollar tree fantasy spectacular.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Nope
NOPE -or- MAYBE... by visionary director Jordan Peele *AKA* A curious, occasionally surprising, oddity.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Adam
BLACK ADAM -or- SUPER JOHNSON *AKA* Witness the white label version of a superhero movie! Huzzah! Excelsior... wait that's Marvel.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 16, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Smile
SMILE -or- FROWN: This movie blows wildebeest *AKA* Maybe stretching an 11 min short film into 2 hours of lame jump-scares and B.S. isn't...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
WAKANDA FOREVER -or- BLACK PANTHER 2: ELECTRIC BOOHOOHOO AKABlak-Tech v Moist-Mex: The maudlin AF cut.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - The Rings of Power
THE RINGS OF POWER -or- GREAT VALUE™ TOLKIEN *AKA* Even Netflix's MCU-style pitch to the Tolkien estate doesn't make this billion dollar...
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Werewolf By Night
WEREWOLF BY NIGHT -or- Werewolf, alright! (Cough) *AKA* Good mouthwash for Hellraiser.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Nov 15, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Hellraiser (2022)
HELLRAISER -or- PINHEAD FOR PINHEADS *AKA* This configuration was lamentable.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Aug 7, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Prey
PREY -or- BEAUTY V THE BEAST *AKA* The first good Predator movie, after a list of rancid turdinations, since 1987.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Jul 24, 2022
- 2 min
The Pissed Take - Thor: Love and Thunder
THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER -or- GORR: DESERVED A BETTER MOVIE *AKA* Taika's tepid tumescent tale.
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Nick C. Goins Jr.
- Apr 6, 2022
- 1 min
The Pissed Take - Annihilation
A review of Annihilation or The colour out of the crack of someone's ass.
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