Nick C. Goins Jr. May 92 minThe Pissed Take - Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of MadnessDOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS -or- DR STRANGE 2: ESOTERIC BOOGALOO *AKA* The MCU ain't samey with Sam Raimi.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - The Unbearable Weight of Massive TalentReview of THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT -AKA- NIC CAGE is NIC CAGE in NIC CAGE: THE MOVIE *OR* The Completely bearable surprise...
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - MorbiusReview of MORBIUS -OR- BOREBIUS, the Boring Vampire *AKA* SONY corndogs the pooch, yet again.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 63 minThe Pissed Take - The BatmanReview of THE BATMAN -or- IT'S RARELY SUNNY IN GOTHAM CITY *AKA* You really could have chopped nearly an hour off of this one…
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 63 minThe Pissed Take - The Tragedy of MacbethReview of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH -OR- THE TRIUMPH OF JOEL *AKA* Fair is foul, and this is not... foul. It's pretty MF fantastic.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - The Book of Boba Fett (Season 1)Review of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT -OR- THE SIDELINED-ALORIAN *AKA* Well, THAT was disappointing…
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 61 minThe Pissed Take - The Matrix: ResurrectionsReview of THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS -AKA- SO META: A CURE FOR CINEMATIC ERECTIONS *OR* I swear to ass... NO ONE learned their lesson!
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - The King's ManReview of THE KING'S MAN -OR- ALL QUIET IN THE MOVIE THEATER *AKA* How to let down an uneven, but not horrible movie with shite marketing.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - Spider-Man: No Way HomeReview of SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME -AKA- Peter Parker poops a perfect prestidigitation *OR* Marvel and Sony: Oh lordy lordy, what to do...
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 63 minThe Pissed Take - Ghostbusters: AfterlifeReview of GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE **OR** NO 'STALGIA GOES UNPUNISHED -AKA- It's time to cremate this corpse.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - The EternalsReview of THE ETERNALS *OR* MARVEL'S PRETTY NOTHING -AKA- This MF movie was eternal…
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 63 minThe Pissed Take - Dune (2021)Review of DUNE -or- Dune: Cliff notes *AKA* Dude, stop trying to turn this MF'n book into feature films!!!
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - No Time to DieReview of NO TIME TO DIE -AKA- Took too long to die *OR* A perfectly fine but uneven and LONG coda to the 00Craig movies.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten RingsReview of SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS *Or* NOT Shang Tsung and that horrendous Mortal Kombat movie -AKA- Not bad, but...
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 61 minThe Pissed Take - Free GuyReview of FREE GUY -OR- Grand Theft Ryan Reynolds *AKA* Tron & Ready Player One done had a baby, y'all.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 61 minThe Pissed Take - The Suicide Squad (2021)Review of THE SUICIDE SQUAD *OR* THE MOST EXPENSIVE TROMA MOVIE EVER -AKA- They paid 185 mil for THIS!?
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 61 minThe Pissed Take - The Tomorrow WarReview of THE TOMORROW WAR -AKA- Tomorrow is so... yesterday *OR* Tomorrow I won't remember what this one was about.
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - Godzilla Vs KongReview of GODZILLA VS KONG -or- God, that was fun, but forgettable... and super dumb -AKA- Absurdum fabula monstri
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - Mortal Kombat (2021)Review of MORTAL KOMBAT -aka- MORTAL THIRST TRAP *or* Seriously, watch this shit on HBO if you have to - DAMMIT, I slept on the Lizard...
Nick C. Goins Jr. Apr 62 minThe Pissed Take - Zack Snyder's Justice LeagueReview of ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE -AKA- Zack Snyder's Out of his League *OR* How much coke does 70 million buy?