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    The Pissed Take - Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • May 9
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS -or- DR STRANGE 2: ESOTERIC BOOGALOO *AKA* The MCU ain't samey with Sam Raimi.
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    The Pissed Take - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Review of THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT -AKA- NIC CAGE is NIC CAGE in NIC CAGE: THE MOVIE *OR* The Completely bearable surprise...
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    The Pissed Take - Morbius
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Morbius

    Review of MORBIUS -OR- BOREBIUS, the Boring Vampire *AKA* SONY corndogs the pooch, yet again.
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    The Pissed Take - The Batman
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 3 min

    The Pissed Take - The Batman

    Review of THE BATMAN -or- IT'S RARELY SUNNY IN GOTHAM CITY *AKA* You really could have chopped nearly an hour off of this one…
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    The Pissed Take - The Tragedy of Macbeth
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 3 min

    The Pissed Take - The Tragedy of Macbeth

    Review of THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH -OR- THE TRIUMPH OF JOEL *AKA* Fair is foul, and this is not... foul. It's pretty MF fantastic.
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    The Pissed Take - The Book of Boba Fett (Season 1)
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - The Book of Boba Fett (Season 1)

    Review of THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT -OR- THE SIDELINED-ALORIAN *AKA* Well, THAT was disappointing…
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    The Pissed Take - The Matrix: Resurrections
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 1 min

    The Pissed Take - The Matrix: Resurrections

    Review of THE MATRIX: RESURRECTIONS -AKA- SO META: A CURE FOR CINEMATIC ERECTIONS *OR* I swear to ass... NO ONE learned their lesson!
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    The Pissed Take - The King's Man
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - The King's Man

    Review of THE KING'S MAN -OR- ALL QUIET IN THE MOVIE THEATER *AKA* How to let down an uneven, but not horrible movie with shite marketing.
    1 view0 comments
    The Pissed Take - Spider-Man: No Way Home
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Review of SPIDERMAN: NO WAY HOME -AKA- Peter Parker poops a perfect prestidigitation *OR* Marvel and Sony: Oh lordy lordy, what to do...
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    The Pissed Take - Ghostbusters: Afterlife
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 3 min

    The Pissed Take - Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    Review of GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE **OR** NO 'STALGIA GOES UNPUNISHED -AKA- It's time to cremate this corpse.
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    The Pissed Take - The Eternals
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - The Eternals

    Review of THE ETERNALS *OR* MARVEL'S PRETTY NOTHING -AKA- This MF movie was eternal…
    1 view0 comments
    The Pissed Take - Dune (2021)
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 3 min

    The Pissed Take - Dune (2021)

    Review of DUNE -or- Dune: Cliff notes *AKA* Dude, stop trying to turn this MF'n book into feature films!!!
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    The Pissed Take - No Time to Die
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - No Time to Die

    Review of NO TIME TO DIE -AKA- Took too long to die *OR* A perfectly fine but uneven and LONG coda to the 00Craig movies.
    1 view0 comments
    The Pissed Take - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Review of SHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS *Or* NOT Shang Tsung and that horrendous Mortal Kombat movie -AKA- Not bad, but...
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    The Pissed Take - Free Guy
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 1 min

    The Pissed Take - Free Guy

    Review of FREE GUY -OR- Grand Theft Ryan Reynolds *AKA* Tron & Ready Player One done had a baby, y'all.
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    The Pissed Take - The Suicide Squad (2021)
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 1 min

    The Pissed Take - The Suicide Squad (2021)

    Review of THE SUICIDE SQUAD *OR* THE MOST EXPENSIVE TROMA MOVIE EVER -AKA- They paid 185 mil for THIS!?
    2 views0 comments
    The Pissed Take - The Tomorrow War
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 1 min

    The Pissed Take - The Tomorrow War

    Review of THE TOMORROW WAR -AKA- Tomorrow is so... yesterday *OR* Tomorrow I won't remember what this one was about.
    2 views0 comments
    The Pissed Take - Godzilla Vs Kong
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Godzilla Vs Kong

    Review of GODZILLA VS KONG -or- God, that was fun, but forgettable... and super dumb -AKA- Absurdum fabula monstri
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    The Pissed Take - Mortal Kombat (2021)
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Mortal Kombat (2021)

    Review of MORTAL KOMBAT -aka- MORTAL THIRST TRAP *or* Seriously, watch this shit on HBO if you have to - DAMMIT, I slept on the Lizard...
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    The Pissed Take - Zack Snyder's Justice League
    Nick C. Goins Jr.
    • Apr 6
    • 2 min

    The Pissed Take - Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Review of ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE -AKA- Zack Snyder's Out of his League *OR* How much coke does 70 million buy?
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